- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

The Holocaust

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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