- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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