- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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