Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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I have an erection My mom!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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