A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Don't believe in Atheists.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Sammi suck kyles chode

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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