- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Dyslexia ruels!

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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