What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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KILL WHITEY

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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