- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

this is not a drill.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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