- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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