If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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A lot eh?

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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sfdg

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Three black men were walking...

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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