- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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