- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Do you like apples? Yes

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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