- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

you suck

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

"Knock knock" Come in!

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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