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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Yo Mama just died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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womens rights

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Anti Joke

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