- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...