- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

poop

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Your dads dead. lol

Iif your reading this ur gay

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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