- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock There's no door

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's upside down? umop apisdn

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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