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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What can fly? Lots of things

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

7+5=12

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

A seal walks into a club.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

get in the car.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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