- Anti Joke

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

I'm gay.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?