- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

field day?

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Youre mom is so dead...

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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