- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Title IX

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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