- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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