My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

I have an erection My mom!

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

The Earth is a nice place to live.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Do you like apples? Yes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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