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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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