Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Bad grammers.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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