- Anti Joke

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Ain't idn't a word.