- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

KONY 2012

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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