why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

you first

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

cancer

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Anti Joke

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