How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

PSN IS UP

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

to get to the other side.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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