What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Okay, after this one then...

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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