- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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