- Anti Joke

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

i like it in the mouth

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

what do you call a black chef glendon

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

i like it in the mouth

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

what do you call a black chef glendon

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

i like it in the mouth

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

what do you call a black chef glendon

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too