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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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