Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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A person from Singapore eats

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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