- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what do gay people eat?? food

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

A woman wears a dress.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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