Why did the chicken cross the street? K

guest what i love pancakes

I like touching my boobs

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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