What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Knock knock knock OCD

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

thumb_up thumb_down -33

wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops