A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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