Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

a blond girl walks into a bar

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

tommy is retared

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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