Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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