Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Coldpaly is a good band

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

A Serbian Film

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

epic win?

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

Ken wins!

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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