- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

My name is Harry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??