What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

racism...deal with it!

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

hey, my names mark.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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