- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

It's long!

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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