- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

women's rights

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

Whats 1+1? The answer!

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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