- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Vaginal secretions

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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