What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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This is not funny.

Your grandma's cookies.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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