Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

what goes boo a sock

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What do you call a black man? Black

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

politically correct!

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

knock knock no ones home

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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