What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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I'm Coming

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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