An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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