A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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A man makes a sandwich.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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