An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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What is the name of the car? What

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Click here for free sandwich.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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