your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Cancer

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Women's rights

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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black people

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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