Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Basically

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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