seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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