A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Penis.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Anti Joke

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