You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Penis.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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im not food

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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