- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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