What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Your grandma's cookies.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

This is not funny.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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