A man makes a sandwich.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Knock Knock Go Away

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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