What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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