My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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