- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

sweating like antoni with a girl

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Justin beiber..

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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