Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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gay people

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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