What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Knock knock What?

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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