How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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