What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Roses are red.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

smell the vitamin C

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Dyslexia ruels!

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

tim has no humor

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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