Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why does life suck? Because it does

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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