- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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