- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

penis. nuff said.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

My Butthole.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Womans baksetball...

asdf

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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