What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

My Boyfriend

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Man U

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

My love life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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