I am very humble.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

identical jokes get different votes.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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