- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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