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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Cancer.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What does two plus two equal? 4

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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