Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what do gay people eat?? food

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

A Mormon walks into a bar

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

KONY 2012

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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