- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

i just pooped that is all!

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happened to my sunglasses?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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