- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

jibby jobby

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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