- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Alex Gedrose.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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