- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

CAVE JOHNSON.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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