- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

stuarts mum

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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