Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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