What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Nickleback.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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