How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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My kids are mistakes.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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