- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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