- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Logan's gay

Jebron Lames.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Women's Rights.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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