- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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