What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

You know whats funny Aids

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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