Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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rocky is here again.......................

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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