Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Why do I hate food? I don't.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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