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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

No, Trinidad.

Whats green? The color green.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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