roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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