Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Snooki

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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