- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

who is awesome? no one...

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

your mother

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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