Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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womens rights.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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