- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

balls

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

This isn't funny.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

what tall and looks like a jew?

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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