How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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ejaculation JLR

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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God

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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