WHAT THE BABIES?!

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

So does Blake

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Chuck norris

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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