How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

why is pie good. because it just is.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Anti Joke

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