why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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