- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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