- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

A chicken walks into a barn.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Justin Bieber

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

destiny

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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