- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

A woman walks into a bar.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Vaginal secretions

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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