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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I was so fat I went on a diet

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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