- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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