How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Knock knock

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

epic win?

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Ken wins!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Homonyms should be band.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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