A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Nickelback

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

No soap radio

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Youre mom is so dead...

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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