- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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