A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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