What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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