I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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I'm Jewish

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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guest what i love pancakes

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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