A blind man walks into a wall.

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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That is so fetch

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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