- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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