- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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