- Anti Joke

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Do you like apples? Yes

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Ian's mind Elevator music

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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