- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

I woke up today

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

How did the black person die? Of old age

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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