- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

i had sex.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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