- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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