- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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