Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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