Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Yo Momma is not fat.

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