A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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