what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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