- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Whats white? A fridge

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

You're a frog

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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