- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

a seal walks into a club.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Call of Duty is a good game.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What's white and gluey Glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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