Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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wsde

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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