What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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