Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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._____________________. Whale!

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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