- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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