are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Black people having a Job.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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