- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Me

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

no really what are ur names?

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

This sentence is a lie.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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