- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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