- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

smell the vitamin C

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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