- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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I grunt when I poop.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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